Just in time for the real world’s Dia de Los Muertos, we now get to see the peculiar festivities Camera 7 bore witness to. Not ready for primetime, indeed.

Mind you this Huachuca ceremony venerates death in an entirely different and far darker, crueler fashion. So gift your sugar skulls and slam your margaritas, and celebrate that you’re not at the (absent) mercy of some of the worst crazies the Weird New West has to offer.