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57 – Downright Hospitable

Christmas it fast approaching and I just want to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas! And what about our poor undead? How can they be a part of this holiday of the living? Well I found this fun book on Amazon called "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies" that has zombie themed holiday stories and carols. Songs like:

Zombies on the Housetop

Up on the housetop, Zombies pause, Eating poor old Santa Claus. Down through the chimney come Santa's parts. Once a Zombie bites - ouch that smarts! Chorus Ho, Ho, Ho, better not go. Ho, Ho, Ho, better not go. Up on the housetop, snack, snack, snack. Down through the chimney comes Santa's back. First comes the corpse of little Nell. Oh, those Zombies bit it well. Forgot about a dolly that laughs and cries, Zombies die first then open their eyes. Chorus Next the undead are stalking little Will. Oh, just see he's a glorious meal. We use a hammer and lots of tacks, And he has a brain and a spine that cracks. Ho, ho ho! Who wouldn't go? Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go? Up on the housetop, snack, snack, snack! Down through the chimney with Santa's back!
But Happy Holidays once again to all living and undead!

2 thoughts on “57 – Downright Hospitable

  1. Ahh, it’s the Fishmen melody! At least for me it is… 😉

    I hope you had a very Merry Christmas yourself!

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