So after many failures in trying to take over the world through lollipop factories, I went back to the drawing board. While there, I drew this. Hope you like it.

The new plan for taking over the world is still being formulated. Looking for minions to get me soda and polish my D20s. If interested, please send me resumes and referrals that show knowledge of how to put lasers on trained bat-seals, pictures of your minion costume creating skills, and ability to use Excel.