Get ready to rumble…

I’ve mentioned before that I don’t always have my finger on the pulse of zombie fiction, so to speak. I figure that’s forgivable seeing as a good chunk of the zombie genre’s specimens don’t have pulses to speak of.

Still, occasionally I do get my read on, even if it’s a somewhat belated one. If you’re not aware, there is a Reanimated Writers coalition which serves as a community for folks who write zombie fiction. Not too long ago, they came up with an intriguing premise: a short-story contest where zombie tales would be paired up one-on-one in various genres with folks voting to determine the winner of the “round.” The losing author would be “knocked out” while the winner progressed to a further round.

The catch? None of the stories would have the author’s name attached, a conceit which would theoretically prevent any personal feelings from influencing the outcome. The stories would live or die on their own. Insert obligatory “undeath” joke here.

With my usual sense of timeliness, I failed to get around to being part of the initial voting, and before I knew it the contest was done. This despite a friend involved doing his best to prod me towards participating. Don’t worry, he was still scrupulous about the rules and only expressed that he was curious if I might recognize his style. In the end it didn’t matter due to my steel sieve of a mind.

But anyhow… now they’ve made a book out of it, and I ended up buying that, which is arguably better as a support. This is what I tell myself. I read through it during the recent hiatus and it’s about what you’d expect from an anthology, with varying degrees of originality, storytelling skill and even grammatical prowess on display (a disclaimer from the editor warns that all tales are presented in their original forms).

The really unfortunate part from my perspective is that they abandoned the main conceit for this print version and labeled all the stories with their authors, both in the table of contents up front and on each tale itself. True, the voting is long over and the outcomes are now predetermined, but I had retained some hope of being able to give my buddy that honest feedback on whether I recognized his stuff without his name plastered on it. If they do another of these I would hope they consider retaining the anonymity. The authors should of course be credited for their work, but seeing as this is a small publisher exercise free of any big house or guild constraints I don’t see any reason the stories couldn’t be kept unattributed in their entries and then at the end of the book you’d reveal who wrote what and who ended up being the ultimate winner.

That said, you’re getting a good fistful of different takes on zombie fiction from various voices for either a 99 cent digital version or a $10 perfect bound book, which ain’t bad, especially if you’re a real zombie enthusiast. Give it a look if you’re interested, and also keep an eye out because it’s almost a certainty Reanimated Writers will come around with a second card!

 

 

That’s some poor spin…

Man, you leave your blog unattended for one second…

Okay, it was more like a few weeks, but still, as soon as a lull appeared in my weekly updates (for the first time in several years) the sleaze crept in.

“Hi. I see that you don’t update your site too often. I know that writing posts is boring and
time consuming. But did you know that there is a tool that allows you to create new articles using existing content (from article directories or other pages from your niche)?
And it does it very well. The new articles are unique and pass the copyscape test.
You should try miftolo’s tools”

Now my first reaction was, “Dude, did you miss the big notices saying we were on vacation?” Then I realized the username this was posted under was “ClintJuicy” and then I re-read what was being said and…

Gah. This is ad spam.

What’s worse, this is ad spam for something I was blissfully ignorant of until now, which is the practice of article spinning. Put simply, article spinning is generating “new” content by regurgitating previous articles on your site with just enough words changed so that the indexing agents of search engines like Google are fooled into actually considering it new content and thus your search ranking is maintained or whatever the hell the shenanigans and permutations of the SEO (search engine optimization) world get up to.

It’s big business, no doubt about it, heck I even had a friend who worked for one of these SEO companies for awhile… at least until the manager was led out in handcuffs by the police (true story!).

Me? Hell, I might occasionally regurgitate content but it’ll either be out of genuine poor memory or because I feel like I have a genuinely new take on the subject. Changing a few words around and calling that new? Feh. Automating the process? Double feh. If it ever came down to that, I’d rather just post nothing at all.