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9 thoughts on “558 – Cotton Clad Calamity”

  1. Raznaak

    Yup, he’s a bastard XD

  2. Dr. Norman (not a real doctor)

    Are those pajamas available in XXXL in the gift shop?

  3. Otaku

    It’s been a while, so let me ask: Did we get a reason for him to WANT Susie dead? Not to backseat, but if we didn’t, I’m worried were about to move into “Stupid Evil” territory. Now, stupid happens, don’t get me wrong. It’s not bad storytelling for that to be the case here.

    You’ve just done a good job NOT having that be a driving factor, so the “Kill off the stars of my successful reality TV show.” seems shortsighted, otherwise. Oh, I guess I could be mistaken about the in-story reality TV show’s success. Like, if the company behind them is losing money, or they think a change in management at the ranch would make the whole thing more popular/profitable, then I can see the above scenario happening as well.

    I REALLY think I’m just forgetting something important, but that I don’t have time to deep dive to remind me of, hence the comment. >_<

    1. Deoxy

      It certainly has been stretched out over quite a while, but there have definitely been hints from quite near the beginning that whoever is running the reality TV show definitely wants her dead.

      But I certainly don’t recall any reason why.

      1. Clint

        Yeah it’s fair to not remember since it’s been a hot minute (many, many minutes) but if you feel like a refresher the most relevant bits would be the beginning of Episode 8 and the end of Episode 15. We haven’t explicitly spelled out exactly what The Exec means by his “side hustle” or who was on the other end of that phone call, though.

        I’m hoping that when the whole thing is eventually available it will make sense, or at least enough sense to have hung this narrative on.

        1. Otaku

          Thanks for the replies, Deoxy and Clint. Yeah, I’d totally forgotten about those things. Good to know!

  4. Evervigilant

    Seems about time for the two people who aren’t there to make a surprise entrance as the ace Susie didn’t even know she had.

  5. Scarsdale

    There’s still 3-5 people on her side that might be planning something. This guy is a megalomaniac with a god complex, so letting him think he’s the sharpest tool in the shed sets him up for a fall. Everything depends on those cameras, and I suspect their little stop over by the charging coffins had something to do with her actual plan, not the one the a-hole thinks it is.

  6. lyra

    Really enjoyed the opening of Zombie Ranch. I like the combination of the western setting with the zombie concept, it gives the story a really distinctive atmosphere. I’m a freelance illustrator and animator, and I’d be interested in seeing how some of these scenes could translate into motion, especially as a short animated teaser or character scene.

    If you’re ever interested in something like that, you can reach me here:

    IG: eve_verse_
    Email: [contact.lilaclines@gmail.com](mailto:contact.lilaclines@gmail.com)
    Discord: Lyralilac_

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558 – Cotton Clad Calamity
Posted on August 26, 2026 by Dawn

What would you call this? Armchair assassination? Merk-from-home?

Well, Suzie ain't dead (or undead) quite yet, so we'll just have to see if his gloating is justifiable.

Ironic happy makes me actual happy

Posted on December 19, 2018 by Clint
Say hello to his little friend…

This show, man.

This is the Christmas miracle I didn’t know I needed. I think I heard rumblings about it last year, but it was on SyFy and we ditched our cable TV some years back, deciding to subsist on a diet of Netflix, Hulu and Amazon Prime. Far, far cheaper, although it’s cost us the ability to watch some things in any sort of timely manner. Happy! would be one of those, but the first Season finally dropped on Netflix and I am having such a great time watching it. It genuinely brings me joy.

Considering what goes on in the show, that makes me a twisted bastard. Don’t be fooled by the cartoon unicorn, this is as TV-MA as it gets. This is “holy shit they showed this on SyFy unedited?” level stuff. I mean you figure HBO is no holds barred territory but when I was growing up the channel formerly known as Sci-Fi was fairly restrained. Hell, the Battlestar Galactica reboot and Farscape were only a decade or so ago and everyone was saying “fracking” and “frelling.” Happy! drops the true f-bomb like it was being paid for every four letters, and that’s just the tip of a cavalcade of sex and violence that would put a Scorcese mob flick to shame.

Put the kids and anyone else of sensitive constitution to bed before watching, is what I’m saying here. But then watch. If you’re worried that Happy! is mired in gratuitous sex and violence for its own sake, well… okay, let’s get right to brass tacks: if you enjoyed Garth Ennis comics like Hitman and Preacher, you’ll love this show.

In fact, Happy! did start out as a comic. A graphic novel, to be precise, though not from the twisted minds of Ennis and Steve Dillon. Instead Happy! is the brainchild of the arguably equally twisted minds of Darick Robertson (most famously the penciller of Transmetropolitan) and Grant Morrison, who should need no introduction to comics fans. Transmetropolitan was rather brilliantly twisted in its own right but there’s an even closer connection since Robertson and Ennis worked together on The Boys.

Full disclosure is that I haven’t read the graphic novel, but from the preview pages I’ve scared up the TV show seems to be a pretty faithful adaptation which in no way waters down the tale of a rogue junkie ex-cop and the upbeat imaginary unicorn that befriends him.

Ever played the video game Max Payne? It’s kind of like that. And Who Framed Roger Rabbit? And Harvey. And an aforementioned Ennis comic. Put it all in a blender and you get magic. Dark, dark magic, but for a guy like me Happy! isn’t just an ironic title but something that is fiendishly imaginative in its storytelling and performances and keeps going in unexpected directions that delighted me to the depths of my soiled soul. Hey, it even manages moments of genuine pathos… and reality television.

I could go on and on but for now I’ll just give it my recommendation. Sadly, although it’s been renewed for another Season that won’t be until March and will be exclusively on SyFy then, so I’ll probably be waiting several more months before being able to watch. But for now, what a nice early Christmas present — dark like a lump of coal but also shining like a diamond.