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9 thoughts on “558 – Cotton Clad Calamity”

  1. Raznaak

    Yup, he’s a bastard XD

  2. Dr. Norman (not a real doctor)

    Are those pajamas available in XXXL in the gift shop?

  3. Otaku

    It’s been a while, so let me ask: Did we get a reason for him to WANT Susie dead? Not to backseat, but if we didn’t, I’m worried were about to move into “Stupid Evil” territory. Now, stupid happens, don’t get me wrong. It’s not bad storytelling for that to be the case here.

    You’ve just done a good job NOT having that be a driving factor, so the “Kill off the stars of my successful reality TV show.” seems shortsighted, otherwise. Oh, I guess I could be mistaken about the in-story reality TV show’s success. Like, if the company behind them is losing money, or they think a change in management at the ranch would make the whole thing more popular/profitable, then I can see the above scenario happening as well.

    I REALLY think I’m just forgetting something important, but that I don’t have time to deep dive to remind me of, hence the comment. >_<

    1. Deoxy

      It certainly has been stretched out over quite a while, but there have definitely been hints from quite near the beginning that whoever is running the reality TV show definitely wants her dead.

      But I certainly don’t recall any reason why.

      1. Clint

        Yeah it’s fair to not remember since it’s been a hot minute (many, many minutes) but if you feel like a refresher the most relevant bits would be the beginning of Episode 8 and the end of Episode 15. We haven’t explicitly spelled out exactly what The Exec means by his “side hustle” or who was on the other end of that phone call, though.

        I’m hoping that when the whole thing is eventually available it will make sense, or at least enough sense to have hung this narrative on.

        1. Otaku

          Thanks for the replies, Deoxy and Clint. Yeah, I’d totally forgotten about those things. Good to know!

  4. Evervigilant

    Seems about time for the two people who aren’t there to make a surprise entrance as the ace Susie didn’t even know she had.

  5. Scarsdale

    There’s still 3-5 people on her side that might be planning something. This guy is a megalomaniac with a god complex, so letting him think he’s the sharpest tool in the shed sets him up for a fall. Everything depends on those cameras, and I suspect their little stop over by the charging coffins had something to do with her actual plan, not the one the a-hole thinks it is.

  6. lyra

    Really enjoyed the opening of Zombie Ranch. I like the combination of the western setting with the zombie concept, it gives the story a really distinctive atmosphere. I’m a freelance illustrator and animator, and I’d be interested in seeing how some of these scenes could translate into motion, especially as a short animated teaser or character scene.

    If you’re ever interested in something like that, you can reach me here:

    IG: eve_verse_
    Email: [contact.lilaclines@gmail.com](mailto:contact.lilaclines@gmail.com)
    Discord: Lyralilac_

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558 – Cotton Clad Calamity
Posted on August 26, 2026 by Dawn

What would you call this? Armchair assassination? Merk-from-home?

Well, Suzie ain't dead (or undead) quite yet, so we'll just have to see if his gloating is justifiable.

Subliminal rememberings…

Posted on July 11, 2018 by Clint

I’ve just always referred to the shadowy bald dude apparently pulling the strings at ClearStream as “The Exec.” Enterprising readers have come up with other nicknames for him like “Mr. Clean” or just “That Bastard.” I remember pondering the whole shadowy figure trope I’d rolled with and thinking maybe I’d been inspired by characters like Dr. Klaw from Inspector Gadget, who in turn was inspired by Ernst Blofeld of the James Bond movie franchise — though it didn’t take long before Blofeld showed his face.

Why am I bringing this up again? Well, several months ago I snagged X-Com 2 during a Steam sale… maybe the Black Friday one? I don’t even remember. If you’re any sort of PC gamer you’ve probably got a Steam library going, and Steam libraries are notorious for accumulating more games in them than one ever gets around to playing, much less finishing. X-Com 2 originally debuted in early 2016, I bought it in late 2017, and I’m just now doing the “get around to playing” thing. One of the first things I noted was how robust the soldier customization was compared to the X-Com: Enemy Unknown, and so in one of my common fits of hubris when presented with such I tried my hand at creating a Suzie. All in all it didn’t turn out too bad… I was initially aghast when her random combat specialty was slotted as Sharpshooter, since sniping would be far more of a Frank thing. Fortunately, unlike the first (reboot) game where a Sniper was pretty much unequivocally a long-range combatant, the sequel allowed a sub-specialty of “Gunslinger” which enhanced abilities with pistols. Now we’re talking! She’s a little froo-froo sci-fi looking at this point versus when she started out but you know, sometimes you just gotta adapt to the circumstances.

But anyhow, I had somehow forgotten an aspect of the first game and when it resurfaced in this one I had a double take and had to check the release dates. Because… this guy…

That’s the X-Com “Council Spokesman”, and despite his shadowy nature he seemed ultimately on the up and up in the first game, with the second game seeming to be going the same way. But aside from that, wow, certain similarities are apparent. The Exec first debuted in our comic on April 28, 2010, which would seem to put paid to any thoughts of subliminal evolution, but for awhile he was little more than the Dr. Klaw style “arm and hand” configuration. When did Dawn solidify the bald silhouette? I guess that’s in September of the same year.

X-Com: Enemy Unknown released in 2012,  but was in development starting in 2008. When did they solidify their concept for the spokesman? Were there any images released early? Did we pick up on unreleased imagery via subliminal alien psychic attunement? Eh, maybe shadowy bald guys were just all the rage during that span of years. Who knows?

But given what The Exec’s been up to in the meantime, I can’t help but want to keep a hairy eyeball on The Spokesman, too.