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9 thoughts on “558 – Cotton Clad Calamity”

  1. Raznaak

    Yup, he’s a bastard XD

  2. Dr. Norman (not a real doctor)

    Are those pajamas available in XXXL in the gift shop?

  3. Otaku

    It’s been a while, so let me ask: Did we get a reason for him to WANT Susie dead? Not to backseat, but if we didn’t, I’m worried were about to move into “Stupid Evil” territory. Now, stupid happens, don’t get me wrong. It’s not bad storytelling for that to be the case here.

    You’ve just done a good job NOT having that be a driving factor, so the “Kill off the stars of my successful reality TV show.” seems shortsighted, otherwise. Oh, I guess I could be mistaken about the in-story reality TV show’s success. Like, if the company behind them is losing money, or they think a change in management at the ranch would make the whole thing more popular/profitable, then I can see the above scenario happening as well.

    I REALLY think I’m just forgetting something important, but that I don’t have time to deep dive to remind me of, hence the comment. >_<

    1. Deoxy

      It certainly has been stretched out over quite a while, but there have definitely been hints from quite near the beginning that whoever is running the reality TV show definitely wants her dead.

      But I certainly don’t recall any reason why.

      1. Clint

        Yeah it’s fair to not remember since it’s been a hot minute (many, many minutes) but if you feel like a refresher the most relevant bits would be the beginning of Episode 8 and the end of Episode 15. We haven’t explicitly spelled out exactly what The Exec means by his “side hustle” or who was on the other end of that phone call, though.

        I’m hoping that when the whole thing is eventually available it will make sense, or at least enough sense to have hung this narrative on.

        1. Otaku

          Thanks for the replies, Deoxy and Clint. Yeah, I’d totally forgotten about those things. Good to know!

  4. Evervigilant

    Seems about time for the two people who aren’t there to make a surprise entrance as the ace Susie didn’t even know she had.

  5. Scarsdale

    There’s still 3-5 people on her side that might be planning something. This guy is a megalomaniac with a god complex, so letting him think he’s the sharpest tool in the shed sets him up for a fall. Everything depends on those cameras, and I suspect their little stop over by the charging coffins had something to do with her actual plan, not the one the a-hole thinks it is.

  6. lyra

    Really enjoyed the opening of Zombie Ranch. I like the combination of the western setting with the zombie concept, it gives the story a really distinctive atmosphere. I’m a freelance illustrator and animator, and I’d be interested in seeing how some of these scenes could translate into motion, especially as a short animated teaser or character scene.

    If you’re ever interested in something like that, you can reach me here:

    IG: eve_verse_
    Email: [contact.lilaclines@gmail.com](mailto:contact.lilaclines@gmail.com)
    Discord: Lyralilac_

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558 – Cotton Clad Calamity
Posted on August 26, 2026 by Dawn

What would you call this? Armchair assassination? Merk-from-home?

Well, Suzie ain't dead (or undead) quite yet, so we'll just have to see if his gloating is justifiable.

What’s in a name?

Posted on July 1, 2015 by Clint

An interesting topic came up on a webcomic group the other day, which was all about fictional character names and how creators decide on them. The person who started the topic admitted that it was something that didn’t come easily to them, to the point where it could derail their writing while they sat and stewed for a half hour or more, without success, while the new person they’d just introduced remained frustratingly undesignated. How did the rest of us do it?

Well, I don’t know about the rest of us, but coming up with character names is rarely something I’ve had trouble with, at least where Zombie Ranch is concerned. I feel like it’s paradoxically harder and more complicated the further away you get from our own world, even if you’re just cramming random syllables together like Star Wars does. Fantasy genres will often steal actual names from semi-obscure, exotic-sounding languages, like various permutations of Gaelic, and you can probably blame Tolkien for starting that trend. Lovecraft sometimes pulled names for his Elder Gods from legends but otherwise just tended to go for stuff that sounded nasty, guttural, and primal (the proper pronunciation of “Cthulhu” is said to be unachievable by a human throat).

And that’s actually one of my main criteria — I tend to go for names that I feel have a touch of onomatopoeia to them, that give you an image of what the character is like before you even hear anything else about them. Darth Vader, for example, does not sound like someone you’d want looking after your kids. Likewise with Voldemort. Galadriel does not immediately bring to mind a stuffy accountant the way Irwin does. When these sorts of associations are subverted it’s usually for comic effect: “Irwin, slayer of men, master of the four horizons!”, or “Lucretia Darkmoon, V.P. of Finance”. Terry Pratchett was very fond of such discontinuities, when he wasn’t steadfastly playing it straight with descriptive names like “Mustrum Ridcully” and “Moist Von Lipwig”.

As an interesting bit of trivia, in my first script outline Susannah Zane was originally known by the arguably more pedestrian “Jodi Mills”. Dawn wrinkled her nose at that and wanted it changed, so I went back to the drawing board (well, writing board) to come up with something else. I am glad now I did for several reasons, not the least of which was the debut a year or two later of the tough, no-nonsense Sheriff Jody Mills as a semi-regular recurring character on the TV show Supernatural. But beyond that, Susannah Zane just had a certain flair to it more befitting a heroine of the Old West, or Weird New West as the case might be. Susannah was a name that for me evoked folk songs and prairies, and Zane, well — that had a deep connection to the genre all its own.

Plus the name just rolled off the tongue, even when shortened to the more practical “Suzie Zane”. I’m a great believer in having character names that roll off the tongue, that have a nice meter to them. One of my pet peeves with The Walking Dead was Kirkman’s decision to name his lead character “Rick Grimes”, which is a little torturous to grate out in full. Sure, such traffic accidents of names are the norm in real life, but I find them jarring in fiction. Maybe you disagree. Point is, it’s another bit I use to come up with names that I find satisfying, relatively quickly — “Indiana Jones” scans better and sounds far cooler than “Indiana Oliver”. And “Wild Will” Nguyen has his name because the pronunciation of Nguyen sounds a lot like “win” to English-speaking ears, thus serving both alliteration and ego.

Finally I mentioned before how Susannah Zane’s name contains references both subtle and not so subtle that I feel evocative of her character and the Western genre. That’s not limited to her, I’ll often peruse histories of the Old West looking for interesting names that might fit the bill for a character, which is easier than it sounds these days with the magic of Google. “McCarty” was the family name of Billy the Kid. The “Hays” in Frank Hays comes from a known Texas Ranger of the period. The Safe Zone media personality “Iphigenia Langhorne” is a combination of a Brisco County Jr. reference and the pre-marriage name of historical socialite Lady Astor. I’m not too proud to draw from more recent sources, either, such as Chuck’s middle name coming courtesy of a certain used car salesman whose wacky commercials I grew up watching.

Honestly with all the wealth of stuff churning away in my head or readily accessible with a quick keyword search, it’s hard for me not to come up with character names in a relatively short time. If I ever do have trouble, though, I’ll plug in a placeholder and keep writing, then come back and think it over later. It may even be better to do so once you’ve spent some time introducing the character to the story first, after you’ve gotten some more idea of how they behave in the “live” environment.

Maybe I’m not the best guy to speak on the subject since I seem to have comparatively little problem with it, but I hope some of the rambling above helps if you happen to be one of the folks that do.