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9 thoughts on “558 – Cotton Clad Calamity”

  1. Raznaak

    Yup, he’s a bastard XD

  2. Dr. Norman (not a real doctor)

    Are those pajamas available in XXXL in the gift shop?

  3. Otaku

    It’s been a while, so let me ask: Did we get a reason for him to WANT Susie dead? Not to backseat, but if we didn’t, I’m worried were about to move into “Stupid Evil” territory. Now, stupid happens, don’t get me wrong. It’s not bad storytelling for that to be the case here.

    You’ve just done a good job NOT having that be a driving factor, so the “Kill off the stars of my successful reality TV show.” seems shortsighted, otherwise. Oh, I guess I could be mistaken about the in-story reality TV show’s success. Like, if the company behind them is losing money, or they think a change in management at the ranch would make the whole thing more popular/profitable, then I can see the above scenario happening as well.

    I REALLY think I’m just forgetting something important, but that I don’t have time to deep dive to remind me of, hence the comment. >_<

    1. Deoxy

      It certainly has been stretched out over quite a while, but there have definitely been hints from quite near the beginning that whoever is running the reality TV show definitely wants her dead.

      But I certainly don’t recall any reason why.

      1. Clint

        Yeah it’s fair to not remember since it’s been a hot minute (many, many minutes) but if you feel like a refresher the most relevant bits would be the beginning of Episode 8 and the end of Episode 15. We haven’t explicitly spelled out exactly what The Exec means by his “side hustle” or who was on the other end of that phone call, though.

        I’m hoping that when the whole thing is eventually available it will make sense, or at least enough sense to have hung this narrative on.

        1. Otaku

          Thanks for the replies, Deoxy and Clint. Yeah, I’d totally forgotten about those things. Good to know!

  4. Evervigilant

    Seems about time for the two people who aren’t there to make a surprise entrance as the ace Susie didn’t even know she had.

  5. Scarsdale

    There’s still 3-5 people on her side that might be planning something. This guy is a megalomaniac with a god complex, so letting him think he’s the sharpest tool in the shed sets him up for a fall. Everything depends on those cameras, and I suspect their little stop over by the charging coffins had something to do with her actual plan, not the one the a-hole thinks it is.

  6. lyra

    Really enjoyed the opening of Zombie Ranch. I like the combination of the western setting with the zombie concept, it gives the story a really distinctive atmosphere. I’m a freelance illustrator and animator, and I’d be interested in seeing how some of these scenes could translate into motion, especially as a short animated teaser or character scene.

    If you’re ever interested in something like that, you can reach me here:

    IG: eve_verse_
    Email: [contact.lilaclines@gmail.com](mailto:contact.lilaclines@gmail.com)
    Discord: Lyralilac_

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558 – Cotton Clad Calamity
Posted on August 26, 2026 by Dawn

What would you call this? Armchair assassination? Merk-from-home?

Well, Suzie ain't dead (or undead) quite yet, so we'll just have to see if his gloating is justifiable.

Verisi-what-now?

Posted on May 8, 2013 by Clint

Verisimilitude, dear readers. Verisimilitude. Mouthful of a word, isn’t it? In fiction it speaks directly to the issue of “realism”, and how close or how far a story holds to how we understand things to function in our daily lives. It’s also tied into willing suspension of disbelief, internal consistency, blah-dee blah…

The important thing to me here, this week, was how it plays into a certain protagonist finally getting the opportunity to punch the hell out of someone who richly, richly deserved it.

Zombie Ranch is a story where for the most part, I haven’t had the characters do too much that might be considered, for lack of a better term, “badass”. They’re not superheroes. In fact, keeping with the theme of reality television, I like to think of them just plain folks. Plain folks doing a dangerous job. I tend to write them that way, too, because it makes them real to me… and, hopefully, that carries through to the readership.

The thing is, though, that no fiction will be absolutely true-to-life, at least not any fiction I would find conceivably enjoyable. This opinion piece has an interesting discussion on realism as applied to superhero comics, which includes the following quote: “…when fans talk about wanting more “realism” in their superhero stories, I don’t think that’s what they mean. I think they want verisimilitude. Which is a ten-dollar word that translates to, more or less, “fake realism that I can sort of believe in even though I know it’s silly.” ”

Now that’s definitely a “more or less” translation, but I understand what the author’s getting at, and it applies to more than just superheroes but all manner of drama. Every time some CSI perp is identified based on their “enhanced” reflection in a crappy photograph, every time the commanders of great armies suddenly find themselves face to face on the battlefield where they can engage in single combat, every time characters trade perfectly formed, zingy one-liners over the blades of their crossed swords or the trays of their afternoon tea… none of these things are very realistic, are they? But they sure are entertaining. No matter how grounded and realistic the setting, we crave a certain amount of departure. We want those acceptable breaks from reality, or why bother with fiction at all?

Even where the vaunted “reality television” is concerned, by the time it reaches an audience there’s a soundtrack added, visual effects, and tons and tons of editing to make sure you only see enough of the boring moments of working a crab boat long enough to remind you there are boring moments. But Zombie Ranch mostly represents the raw footage, right?

Well, it’s also a story. Mind you, it’s a story I paced with a deliberate slowness to the point where at least one review accused that in the entire first issue/episode, “nothing happens”, but there’s still plenty of stuff that comes with a bit of dramatic license attached, whether for the sake of humor or just presenting something cool.

Most of the time I’m pretty low-key about it, and Dawn’s art follows suit. You probably won’t ever see someone in this comic wielding chainsaw nunchucks, awesome as that is. It ain’t that kind of setting. But that doesn’t mean I can’t try to provide the occasional cathartic, heroic moment of… well, verisimilitude, of the kind Suzie has just busted out.

Some people even contend such moments are good for character development, but regardless of that they sure are damn good fun to read.

And write.