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An online webcomic about a group of cowboys/cowgirls and their Zombie herd.
An online webcomic about a group of cowboys/cowgirls and their Zombie herd.
9 thoughts on “558 – Cotton Clad Calamity”
Raznaak
Yup, he’s a bastard XD
Dr. Norman (not a real doctor)
Are those pajamas available in XXXL in the gift shop?
Otaku
It’s been a while, so let me ask: Did we get a reason for him to WANT Susie dead? Not to backseat, but if we didn’t, I’m worried were about to move into “Stupid Evil” territory. Now, stupid happens, don’t get me wrong. It’s not bad storytelling for that to be the case here.
You’ve just done a good job NOT having that be a driving factor, so the “Kill off the stars of my successful reality TV show.” seems shortsighted, otherwise. Oh, I guess I could be mistaken about the in-story reality TV show’s success. Like, if the company behind them is losing money, or they think a change in management at the ranch would make the whole thing more popular/profitable, then I can see the above scenario happening as well.
I REALLY think I’m just forgetting something important, but that I don’t have time to deep dive to remind me of, hence the comment. >_<
Deoxy
It certainly has been stretched out over quite a while, but there have definitely been hints from quite near the beginning that whoever is running the reality TV show definitely wants her dead.
But I certainly don’t recall any reason why.
Clint
Yeah it’s fair to not remember since it’s been a hot minute (many, many minutes) but if you feel like a refresher the most relevant bits would be the beginning of Episode 8 and the end of Episode 15. We haven’t explicitly spelled out exactly what The Exec means by his “side hustle” or who was on the other end of that phone call, though.
I’m hoping that when the whole thing is eventually available it will make sense, or at least enough sense to have hung this narrative on.
Otaku
Thanks for the replies, Deoxy and Clint. Yeah, I’d totally forgotten about those things. Good to know!
Evervigilant
Seems about time for the two people who aren’t there to make a surprise entrance as the ace Susie didn’t even know she had.
Scarsdale
There’s still 3-5 people on her side that might be planning something. This guy is a megalomaniac with a god complex, so letting him think he’s the sharpest tool in the shed sets him up for a fall. Everything depends on those cameras, and I suspect their little stop over by the charging coffins had something to do with her actual plan, not the one the a-hole thinks it is.
lyra
Really enjoyed the opening of Zombie Ranch. I like the combination of the western setting with the zombie concept, it gives the story a really distinctive atmosphere. I’m a freelance illustrator and animator, and I’d be interested in seeing how some of these scenes could translate into motion, especially as a short animated teaser or character scene.
If you’re ever interested in something like that, you can reach me here:
IG: eve_verse_
Email: [contact.lilaclines@gmail.com](mailto:contact.lilaclines@gmail.com)
Discord: Lyralilac_
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558 – Cotton Clad Calamity
What would you call this? Armchair assassination? Merk-from-home?
Well, Suzie ain't dead (or undead) quite yet, so we'll just have to see if his gloating is justifiable.
Love, propulsively
Sometimes there are inspirations out there you don’t realize until you find that you’ve been unknowingly trodding along in their giant footsteps.
For years I’d been vaguely aware there were these highly regarded independent comics being published under the title Love and Rockets. I never paid much heed to the buzz, since most of the excerpts I ever saw seemed to be heavy on the slice-of-life drama and distressingly light on any kind of rockets or science fiction. I had no time for that guff as a kid, and when I got back into comics again after college, I was still preferring the sort of flights of fancy enabled by such works as the Sandman series, or Hellblazer. Yes, John Constantine himself is pretty grounded and “street level” as protagonists go, but he still got himself regularly tangled up with angels and demons and epicness of that nature.
Then one day, years later, that same me started writing Zombie Ranch — a comic deliberately meant to be non-epic. No one here was saving the world. Nor are they the last survivors of a world gone by. They are not the scions of the prophecy, or possessed of secret divine blood… and to be brutally honest, they are probably not even the best they are at what they do. There’s no quest to perform, no macguffin to seek. It’s ultimately about people living their lives, albeit lives being lived (and unlived) in some very Interesting Times.
Twenty-something me probably wouldn’t be much of a fan of what thirty-something me is producing. Thirty-something me has become a belated, but thoroughly engaged fan of Love and Rockets. I took the plunge at APE in October of last year, where one of the vendors was having a sale that included several of the collections… and they’re big collections, so it’s lucky that we drove up there rather than taking a plane.
One thing you have to understand about Love and Rockets is that, after the initial wild and wooly days of the early 80s, the series settled into two main forks, each fully written and drawn by either Gilbert or Jaime Hernandez. While they share similarities in style, the thread and continuity of Gilbert’s “Palomar” comics are a separate animal from Jaime’s “Locas” storyline. Both are worthwhile to check out, though, because in them you may see, as I did, the roots of the magic realism and narrative freedom inherent in a lot of today’s webcomics, long before the Internet even existed.
It’s difficult to really define what the stories are about except to give you the basic scenario. Palomar is a Central American village that time forgot, populated by eccentric generations of characters… and I do mean generations, as one of Gilbert’s most fascinating conceits is that he freely moves around back and forth in time as he picks out various stories to tell. The squalling baby in one tale is a cocky teenager in another chapter, and then is a doddering old woman before rewinding back to when she was raising a family. Her character status also fluctuates, sometimes being a mere supporting player or even a cameo, but then maybe getting her own turn “in the sun” for a star outing.
Jaime’s stories revolve around Maggie and Hopey, two teens who might be growing up in the Los Angeles punk scene of the 1980s, but one that apparently has dinosaurs and rocketships just around the corner. No big deal. On one page you might be treated to the gritty realities of the jobless and depressed vomiting into a trash can after a nasty bender, and on the next a masked wrestler is delivering two-fisted justice to International hitmen. The richest man in the world quite literally looks like Satan, horns and all, but he’s at a loss when dealing with his crazy girlfriend who wants the one thing he can’t possibly give her: superpowers.
Jaime is a bit more freewheeling with his stuff than Gilbert, but neither brother shies away from shifting freely between heartwarming moments, absurdist comedy, and subjects that are (quite literally) deadly serious. Their art styles also shift as necessary, at times becoming comically abstract in the style of some of the classic newspaper strips like Blondie or Popeye, with steam pouring from the ears of the angry or people swept off their feet in shock with a puff of dust in their wake. I would also be remiss if I didn’t mention the obvious influence of the Archie comics which the Hernandez bros. freely admit cherishing as kids growing up– I saw Betty and Veronica more than once in some of those mugs, but then classic Archie never dealt with serial killers or suicide.
The bizarre genius of Love and Rockets is that no matter what flights of fancy the brothers get up to, the tales remain ultimately grounded and recognizable, and most of all compelling. They are at once entirely self-aware and completely freewheeling, creating a world where it’s entirely excusable for a character to suddenly rattle off a paragraph of game-changing exposition in the middle of the event that exposition affects. This would normally be a big no-no, but Jaime for example does it so much you get the sense it’s less of a mistake than a running gag, and he fills each page with such an enthusiasm it’s nigh impossible to get mad at him for it.
2012 actually marks the 30th anniversary of the series, so if you’re lucky enough to attend Comic-Con San Diego this year we’ll probably be seeing a good chunk of fan art and articles in the souvenir book, though conversely it probably won’t be the best time to try to get any autographs. But still, even though we started Zombie Ranch before we’d gotten around to delving into Los Bros. Hernandez, I’d say we and a lot of other webcomics owe them a conceptual debt for being guys who showed that slice-of-life stories about “everyday” people could be fantastic, in all senses of the word.
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