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9 thoughts on “558 – Cotton Clad Calamity”

  1. Raznaak

    Yup, he’s a bastard XD

  2. Dr. Norman (not a real doctor)

    Are those pajamas available in XXXL in the gift shop?

  3. Otaku

    It’s been a while, so let me ask: Did we get a reason for him to WANT Susie dead? Not to backseat, but if we didn’t, I’m worried were about to move into “Stupid Evil” territory. Now, stupid happens, don’t get me wrong. It’s not bad storytelling for that to be the case here.

    You’ve just done a good job NOT having that be a driving factor, so the “Kill off the stars of my successful reality TV show.” seems shortsighted, otherwise. Oh, I guess I could be mistaken about the in-story reality TV show’s success. Like, if the company behind them is losing money, or they think a change in management at the ranch would make the whole thing more popular/profitable, then I can see the above scenario happening as well.

    I REALLY think I’m just forgetting something important, but that I don’t have time to deep dive to remind me of, hence the comment. >_<

    1. Deoxy

      It certainly has been stretched out over quite a while, but there have definitely been hints from quite near the beginning that whoever is running the reality TV show definitely wants her dead.

      But I certainly don’t recall any reason why.

      1. Clint

        Yeah it’s fair to not remember since it’s been a hot minute (many, many minutes) but if you feel like a refresher the most relevant bits would be the beginning of Episode 8 and the end of Episode 15. We haven’t explicitly spelled out exactly what The Exec means by his “side hustle” or who was on the other end of that phone call, though.

        I’m hoping that when the whole thing is eventually available it will make sense, or at least enough sense to have hung this narrative on.

        1. Otaku

          Thanks for the replies, Deoxy and Clint. Yeah, I’d totally forgotten about those things. Good to know!

  4. Evervigilant

    Seems about time for the two people who aren’t there to make a surprise entrance as the ace Susie didn’t even know she had.

  5. Scarsdale

    There’s still 3-5 people on her side that might be planning something. This guy is a megalomaniac with a god complex, so letting him think he’s the sharpest tool in the shed sets him up for a fall. Everything depends on those cameras, and I suspect their little stop over by the charging coffins had something to do with her actual plan, not the one the a-hole thinks it is.

  6. lyra

    Really enjoyed the opening of Zombie Ranch. I like the combination of the western setting with the zombie concept, it gives the story a really distinctive atmosphere. I’m a freelance illustrator and animator, and I’d be interested in seeing how some of these scenes could translate into motion, especially as a short animated teaser or character scene.

    If you’re ever interested in something like that, you can reach me here:

    IG: eve_verse_
    Email: [contact.lilaclines@gmail.com](mailto:contact.lilaclines@gmail.com)
    Discord: Lyralilac_

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558 – Cotton Clad Calamity
Posted on August 26, 2026 by Dawn

What would you call this? Armchair assassination? Merk-from-home?

Well, Suzie ain't dead (or undead) quite yet, so we'll just have to see if his gloating is justifiable.

Red Dead Rehabilitation…

Posted on June 2, 2010 by Clint

That’s probably what I’ll need down the road, now that I picked up Red Dead Redemption over the weekend. Such are the benefits of having a convention occurring so close to home and closing its exhibit hall relatively early.

This game is frigging fantastic… glitchy at times, such as wagons and coaches getting stuck in place for no reason… but hopefully that will be patched, and in the meantime you’ve got yourself the ultimate sandbox to play in, which just happens to be set on the borders of myth and reality in the Old West. As you might imagine I was particularly giddy over the missions involving ranch work, where you got to herd cattle and guard the perimeter from rustlers, but I think they manage to make it fun even if you’re not a guy who’s writing a crazy comic that’s replaced cattle with zombies. There’s even a bit of a Suzie type running the place in the person of Bonnie McFarlane (this is not a spoiler since you meet her pretty much right at the start).

As far as the convention itself, I must regrettably report that my invocation of Murphy’s Law bore out: even though I remembered my Nick Fury book (and thanks to Gillsing for the reminder as requested!), Jim Steranko ended up canceling his appearance. The folk at his booth mentioned on the first day that he’d missed his plane, and I suspect that a disappointing attendance turnout might have made them call him up and say not to bother. It was definitely less well trafficked than Long Beach, but we had a few good conversations with people who dropped by, whether attendees or exhibitors, and got at least one verified new Zombie Ranch fan out of it (we have the email as proof!). We even had a representative of a local comic book store ask us if we might be interested in doing a book signing in the future. To which first, we gotta get those print issues in order, but hey, it was flattering to have the offer. I’m not sure how much of a crowd we could draw, but then again it probably helps that there wouldn’t be a $25 entry fee. Anyhow, more on that when and if it develops.

As Dawn has likely indicated in her blog, she will be deep in her semester finals this coming week and so we probably won’t be able to continue the storyline until the week after. The script is there, but as I’ve said before, my stick figures just ain’t gonna express it properly. I know, I know, it might be a little torturous if you happen to be intrigued by this new character, but I’ll let you in on a little secret since you’re bothering to read this: this comic and the last one are sort of an introductory bit, and then we’ll be headed back to the ranch again for awhile before we see more of our motorcycle mystery woman. So I was already planning on being a big tease regardless of my artist’s status.

I’ll be back with another blog next week, for sure. Likely with more Red Dead Redemption talk, especially since my friends and I are going to try to do some “posse” multiplayer soon. It’s uh, research… yeah, that’s it…

Although in all seriousness, RDR really, really does provide an immersive Western experience. Not anywhere near total realism, but close enough to feel like you’re absorbing some good ambience and details while playing, and the environments are gorgeous… or you can just get your jollies shooting folks in the face. RDR takes all kinds.