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2 thoughts on “529 – Kitchen Gossip”

  1. Anonymous

    So Chuck truly is the ranch chef … Perhaps hence the moniker.
    I’ve been cooking up a storm since the lockdown came on – I’d be interested to watch him cook. As for Rosa, I’ll wager she finds staying out of trouble a challenge. And our old friend has been invited to dinner – Chuck will have to raid the pantry tonight.

  2. Anonymous

    Awkward doesn’t even begin to describe it.
    So, Badly Beaten Down Victim of Spousal Abuse, who was recently widowed, I put your remaining daughter out of her misery and she said they forced you to have her bitten. Oh, and we have a semi-sentient zombified member of staff hidden away, Doc.
    Personally, I’m worried that if Doc takes custody of Zombie Zeke, Doc, Rosalita and Zeke will be disappeared by the Powers That Be. Doc being a persistent thorn in their side and Zeke being an “interesting specimen”.

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529 – Kitchen Gossip
Posted on June 12, 2024 by Dawn

Not sure if Rosa's really listening, here...

A horse is a horse, of course, of course…

Posted on October 14, 2009 by Clint
Horses are terrifying. My artist has convinced me of this. Oh sure, I knew they could be dangerous. They’re big suckers. People can get crushed to death by a horse falling on them. There’s a good reason that for hundreds (if not thousands) of years, heavy cavalry charges could make or break an entire battle when they thundered into enemy lines. So when my wife accuses me of having thought of horses as nothing more than My Little Pony, that’s not entirely accurate. What I actually meant to say was that I figured she’d have to “zombie it up” in order for it to be truly creepy and scary. That’s when she started showing me pictures of horses rolling their eyes and baring their teeth, sticking their heads in car windows to frighten small children, and all manner of roguery.  Frankly, the rotting zombie horse she came up with seems well-behaved by comparison (at least for now). Anyhow, welcome to everyone who’s been reaching us by way of our cunningly placed ad links. Hopefully you’re liking what you see so far, or at least intrigued enough to come on back by for a few more Wednesdays. If you really feel inspired, you can always give us a click for a TopWebComics vote, or leave a comment on this site or our forum. We already had a couple fans drop us a line informing us of a cool sounding zombie flick we hadn’t seen yet (Dead Snow), for which we are greatly thankful. Speaking of movies, Dawn and I have been in further touch with Mondo Celluloid, the organizers of the 2nd Annual Long Beach Zombie Walk. They have been gracious enough to make us a sponsor for the month, and we’re going to be there on Friday, Oct. 30th to be part of the shamble and hand out some Zombie Ranch swag. There’s an entire evening of zombie fun planned on 4th street. The details are here. So if you’re near the L.A. area, come on by! Participating in the walk is absolutely free, though tickets for the Night of the Living Dead midnight screening are $10 each (you can pre-order with the link above).